Mom: What are you wearing?
Me: T-shirt and jeans?
Mom: No, why are the jeans so big?
Me: No, it’s a type of fashion. It’s boyfriend jeans.
Mom: No. Where’s your ass?
Me: (Sighed) I’ve lost weight.
Mom: No. You never had one in the first place.
….I think there were tears (in my eyes) after that. So much from mom.