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Go ahead, ask mom a question. If it hurts, it's not my fault. She's just sarcastic like that.

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Month: May 2016

Actual Love · The Better Sibling · Uncategorized · Weekend

Mother’s Day

May 8, 2016March 8, 2017 skooledbymomLeave a comment

This woman endured labour pains (without epidural), our tyranny, ugly faces and many more discomfort in her life when she popped us out. In return, we allow her to be sarcastic to us for the rest of our lives and not to mention, inherited her OCD-ness. Happy Mother’s Day, mom. Your stupid son and I (the smart daughter)  you to the moon and back.

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Being Hungry, According To Mom

May 7, 2016March 13, 2017 skooledbymomLeave a comment

Me: Mom, I’m hungry.

Mom: At this hour?

Me: Have not had dinner yet.

Mom: Eat your handbags. Or shoes. I’m going to sleep.

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