Money, According To Mom
Mom: Do you have money?
Me: Yes, why?
Mom: Is your office not paying you enough?
Me: Eh? Why?
Mom: Why are you always in those torn jeans?
Me: …
Mom: Do you have money?
Me: Yes, why?
Mom: Is your office not paying you enough?
Me: Eh? Why?
Mom: Why are you always in those torn jeans?
Me: …