Was watching TV with Mom in her room when I heard a “message” tone from my mobile which was located in my room. So I went to my room to read the message…
“Get me a bottle of water from the fridge”
That’s from Mom, who was sitting beside me in her room, 15 seconds ago.
So yesterday, this happened:
Mom: You’ve not worn your gym gear for awhile now.
Mom: Wear them to bed then.
And this morning, at 6.15am, I’m at the park with mom, jogging.
Well played, mom, well played.
Mom: I went to Chinatown market to get a whole salmon.
Me: Wow! Must be expensive!
Mom: Yes, but it’s really fresh. So many people queue for it.
Me: We’re having salmon for the whole week?
Mom: No. It’s for the cats.
My soul. Happiest Birthday, Mom. This is the woman who has showed Hans and I, with hard work, we can achieve anything we set our mind to. Your sarcasm builds our character because we know, life would be boring without it.
Mom: New dress?
Me: Yes. Bought it off a colleague.
Mom: Ok. You look like a sausage.
At the vet, sending our cat.
Mom: Eh you’re here.
Me: Because Hans needs to leave early, so I’ll stand in when he goes.
Mom: You know the first thing I see when I saw you?
Mom: Your round face. You’re fat now.